Meanwhile, hot air rises. And the two men held for twenty-one days in living conditions decidedly worse than those in most high-security prisons are not the victims of some hard-line oppressive regime, or political refugees, or eco-warriors digging in on the side of rare toads and ancient trees, or dumbstruck hostages, or Western tourists kidnapped by gun-toting terrorists, or moon-eyed murderers on death row, or self-captivated Turner Prize exhibitionists, but balloonists, actually, jet-streaming the globe, riding the one, continuous corner of the world's orb. In a picnic basket swinging from a Bunsen burner suspended beneath a tuppenny rain-hood filled with nothing but ether, Messrs Piccard and Jones hitched a ride on a current of air and lapped the equator in less time than it takes the moon to go through its snowball cycle of freezing and thawing. Think of all the mental energy and tax dollars pumped into that Stealth Bomber thing with its invisible paint and silent engines and non-reflective angles; all that fuss when all along we could have sided with the angels. All we have to do, apparently, is catch the breeze and hold our breath, strike a match, and watch the planet going round and round beneath. All right, in practice it wasn't a cake-walk. Stowed away within the microclimate of the capsule was at least one mosquito that drew blood from both pilot and co-pilot. And one of the two had to space-walk the outside of the canopy snapping off icicles, and not for Scotch on the rocks but as a matter of buoyancy. Nevertheless, could those men who emerged, stunned and smelly, who were hoping to land, touchingly, in the lap of the Sphinx rather than being dragged through sand to the back of beyond; could they be representative of some higher and finer ideal? We could do worse, couldn't we, than balloon? Could do worse than peel the skin from the soul and dither and drift in the miles of airspace between heaven and Earth, could do worse than quit the sink estates and the island tax-havens, look down cartographically on town and country, golf blight and deforestation, the veins and arteries of roads, the blood-clots of traffic lights and service stations. Could do worse, surely, than clink glasses, balloonist to balloonist, mid-air, over invisible borders, over East Timor, Rwanda, Eritrea, catch the breeze and exchange personal gifts as tokens of good fortune, thrown basket to basket. Forget flags on sticks, dolls in national costume. We could do worse than idle, unprotestingly, where jets might otherwise fly, lounge on the flightpaths, occupy no more than one balloons-worth of sky, and not be tied to any plot of land. We could do worse, could we not, than only cool and drop for supplies and fuel, scoop snow with bare hands from mountain tops, make finger-tip friends in passing, occasionally jump ship to have sex or make love and generally rise like thought bubbles without words into worlds above, be aerial and detached over Kosovo, Pristina, let the wind be the driving force, let each bauble and blimp be free and ethereal, find its own way, follow its own course, could do worse than tilt in the frozen light above the weather and every night be part of the solar system, blissfully clear-headed, whatever the state of play on the ground. Be quiet and listen. From up there in the gods a person can hear a nightjar winding its watch for morning, contented bullfrogs farting and snoring. Balloons, like kindly fat maiden aunts in their new frocks, walking home from a wedding, like the cows coming in, the sighting of slow, gentle yachts. We could do worse than hang around up there, thoughtful and vacant at once, while all unstable elements lapse to a steady state, while gaps and partitions are given the chance to meet and mend, While wounds heal, battlefields go to pot, weapons to rust. Impossible of course, but couldn't we just, couldn't we just?